Offline edition
  • Offline edition: showing your records and the house targets. Nobody else’s — we don’t make those up.
  • Nothing on the books yet. The first score is the easiest record you’ll ever set.
  • Kettle’s on. Pick a game.

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  1. Latest

    Untangle: drag the dots, uncross the lines

    A calm planarity puzzle in three sizes. Every web is built from straight lines, so a crossing-free layout always exists — you just have to find it. Plus a boss key: press Esc twice to hide the page instantly.

  2. Boulder Dash: eight caves, very heavy rocks

    The 1984 cave-digging classic, rebuilt: dig for diamonds, dodge falling boulders and fireflies, crush butterflies into gems and wall in the amoeba before it turns to stone.

  3. Digger comes up from the mine

    The 1983 CGA classic, rebuilt: tunnel for emeralds, push and drop bags of gold, and outrun the Nobbins before they learn to dig.

  4. Pac-Man, Gorillas and Paratrooper join the floor

    Three more classics: a maze chase, QBasic artillery for two players on one keyboard, and the turret-defence game that ate a thousand lunch hours.

  5. The lobby gets a ledger

    Daily Table, This Week’s Table, house targets on every board, stamps, office ranks and an optional nickname so your records can go on the global tops.

  6. Jewel Tower and Color Lines

    Two colour-matching puzzles, and with them the jewel palette: five muted mineral hues, each paired with a glyph so nobody has to tell colours apart.

  7. DOS classics: Xonix, Firefighter and Air Mail

    Three remakes of games that lived on office hard drives in the early nineties. Same charm, same unforgiving difficulty, no emulator.

Coming up

More DOS-era remakes are on the bench — the cards marked “Coming soon” on the A–Z ledger are the honest list. Dates are not promised; this is a side project with a day job, which is also true of most of its players.

Something broken, or a classic you want back? The about page has the address. Back to it.